July302014

klingonrealitytelevision:

Do nerds get mad confused when their mom leaves the room and their dad walks in later?

Are they all like “YOU’RE REPLACING MY MOM AREN’T YOU? JUST TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY AND LIKE YOU BETTER, YOU’VE REPLACED MOM AND SHE’S NEVER COMING BACK.”

Cause with all the “They can’t make Captain America black!” talk I’m seeing I can only assume day to day life is a true struggle for them.

Why can’t we have a black Captain America? I see no problem here. *looks under table* nnnnoooopuh— just a whole bunch of butthurt nerds who forgot that worse things have happened to Captain America like, oh i don’t know, being assassinated after the Marvel Civil War. He almost didn’t come back. At all.

(via d-o-r-ia-n)

9AM
thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

OH HE’S SOOOOOO CUTE! :D

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

OH HE’S SOOOOOO CUTE! :D

(via bookoisseur)

9AM

Random Muse #7

While I do realize the appeal of the Slender games (forgive me, I’ve been watching a lot of Let’s Play… videos on youtube, particularly from the user Markiplier), I can’t help but wonder…

Why the flim flam would the characters in the game deliberately go looking for the Slenderman? While it’s all fun and entertaining for us, I just don’t understand the gaming logic of: HEY! Let’s go into the *insert location here* and play chicken with this mysterious entity we know nothing about that can potentially kill us! In order to not die, we need to collect scraps of paper that may or may not have been left by his previous victims and get the hell out of there! YOLO!

I mean… why? My God, why?!

7AM

the-goddamazon:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

dopegeneyus:

winterforsun:

xangoblazedifiyah:

luvr4photography:

lightybulb:

tsff21:

lightybulb:

hero-of-ink:

feferi-captor:

get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

May I also add that The Prince of Egypt’s accuracy has been approved by not only Christianity, but by Judaism and Islam as well! So it’s actually the most accurately told version out there!

May I also add that even an Agnostic like myself is obsessively in love with Prince of Egypt? It’s THAT good of a movie.

I haven’t seen this movie in years. I really should try to find it again.

It’s been one of my favs since I was a kid <3 It’s so beautiful

is that spaghetti

MAY I ADD that the only time Egyptians are depicted as black is when they are oppressive genocidal slave masters when there is no historical proof for that shit? 10 commandments? Nah try 40 laws of Maat my dude

PRINCE OF EGYPT IS THE BEST THING, MY CHILDREN CAN ONLY SEE PRINCE OF EGYPT UNTIL THEY ARE 14, OKAY? EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST WRONG.

I. SEND. MY. SWORD. I. SEND. MY. SCOURGE. THUS SAITH THE LOOORRRDDD!

thus saith the Lordddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.
but i own the soundtrack too.

Soundtrack and musical score…plus a special edition of the score. Hans Zimmer scored that shit as if God Himself was working through him and I will not watch that damn Exodus movie.

I won’t watch Exodus for the sheer fact that I don’t watch many films based on the Bible. When Noah came out? Nope. When Son of God came out? Uh-uh. So far, the only Bible based film I’ve seen and enjoyed even a little was The Nativity Story.

I don’t know why, but I don’t like the idea that stories that are thousands of years old and already have several adaptations need a CGI box office sleeper hit. >_>

(via queeringthepitch)

7AM
July292014

(Source: japotecture, via msfrannyglass)

7AM

bencumber:

For anyone visiting London: the essential pilgrimage stops 

(via bbcssherlock)

July282014

madlori:

thanangst:

dex5m:

You know it’ll be good when the trailer hurts you like this. [X]

It’s gonna bring tears, no doubt.

I’m so glad they don’t seem to be glossing over his persecution for being gay.  I was pretty sure they wouldn’t - it’s such an integral part of his story  but it’s still a relief to see it there in the trailer.

Goddammit, he’s gonna do the thing where he actually makes me want to cry. I’m kind of tearing up right now. :’(

(via malcolm-reynolds-needs-a-hug)

4PM
futureelvenqueenunderthemountain:

golden-haired-prince:

kiliismypersonalarcher:

always-on-an-unexpected-journey:

This gif shows three coffins. Three…

my heart…

Oh my god

I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THIS

&#8230;. THAT IS ALMOST A TOTAL SPOILER FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVEN&#8217;T READ THE BOOK YET. *throws book at Jackson* DEAR GOD, WHY?!

futureelvenqueenunderthemountain:

golden-haired-prince:

kiliismypersonalarcher:

always-on-an-unexpected-journey:

This gif shows three coffins. Three…

my heart…

Oh my god

I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THIS

…. THAT IS ALMOST A TOTAL SPOILER FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVEN’T READ THE BOOK YET. *throws book at Jackson* DEAR GOD, WHY?!

(via asksmauglock)

4PM
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