Do nerds get mad confused when their mom leaves the room and their dad walks in later?
Are they all like “YOU’RE REPLACING MY MOM AREN’T YOU? JUST TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY AND LIKE YOU BETTER, YOU’VE REPLACED MOM AND SHE’S NEVER COMING BACK.”
Cause with all the “They can’t make Captain America black!” talk I’m seeing I can only assume day to day life is a true struggle for them.
Why can’t we have a black Captain America? I see no problem here. *looks under table* nnnnoooopuh— just a whole bunch of butthurt nerds who forgot that worse things have happened to Captain America like, oh i don’t know, being assassinated after the Marvel Civil War. He almost didn’t come back. At all.
While I do realize the appeal of the Slender games (forgive me, I’ve been watching a lot of Let’s Play… videos on youtube, particularly from the user Markiplier), I can’t help but wonder…
Why the flim flam would the characters in the game deliberately go looking for the Slenderman? While it’s all fun and entertaining for us, I just don’t understand the gaming logic of: HEY! Let’s go into the *insert location here* and play chicken with this mysterious entity we know nothing about that can potentially kill us! In order to not die, we need to collect scraps of paper that may or may not have been left by his previous victims and get the hell out of there! YOLO!
I mean… why? My God, why?!